
Mat played too much pool last night and collapsed whilst fisting the middle pocket.

A while a go francois became hideously disfigured in a balloon accident!

In December 'francois fish' met mystique the horse in zebra bar

On new years eve i met John Lennon! later on a pimp punched him in the face and broke his glasses
here is the nasty pimp

This is what a £9 sandwich from subway looks like


i dont know whose foot this is? it was standing next to me when i was in jumpin jaks once!